Things I Say While I'm DrivingMe:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Shit is that a cop? No.
Shit THAT is a cop.
clay aiken is running for congress what the fuck what the actual fuck is going on
he won his primary because his opponent died like the day afterwards
Clay Aiken is running for congress and he’ll kill to win
You know what would be super cool? Emotional stability.
He liked her with long hair so she cut it short. —Word Story by P.P.
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"