fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

ptv challenge || favorite photoshoot

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greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

Das some white people shit. —Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)
thegaybeards:

A flower or two, from us to you. #thegaybeards

thegaybeards:

A flower or two, from us to you. #thegaybeards

nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

hanari-502:

jaclcfrost:

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

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PRESENTATION

KINGLOUS